lolsofunny:

yourselfandnothingmore:

"talk dirty to me"

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meladoodle:

if you are short and you want to appear taller, just talk very quietly and everyone will just think you’re really far away

(via pizza)

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

(via pizza)

svveden:

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

(via pizza)

unshaped:

when you’re tired and people force you to do something for them

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zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

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crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

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